Guinness Is Good For You

I have an absurd amount of weaknesses when it comes to food and beverages. Cheese, ice cream, cookie dough, uhhhh cookie dough ice cream = death to my bod. When it comes to beverages, any sort of alcohol poses something of a problem...but Guinness beer acts as both a food and beverage, and has DANGER DANGER written all over it in terms of destroying my self-dignity AND my hourglass figure. But indulging in Guinness can be ever so much more healthy and ummm pleasurable in a different kind of way...

Behold Daphne Guinness, the 40-something heiress to the Guinness brewing fortune and recent  divorcee of Spyros Niarchos, himself an heir to the gigantor Greek shipping billions. She's famous for her daring sense of style, and as I'm sure you can judge from these photos, she is an absolute nut-job...hot-mess styles. PERFECTION. A little side-note...The New York Times reported that Daphne is very "interested" in the use of armour in fashion...kinky bitch?

NM- one of Daphne's children, Nicolas Niarchos, is 19- might I suggest that while in New York you try your hand at another member of the Niarchos family? Maybe this one stays away from those Rose Bar bathrooms and half bottles of Belvedere in one swig. And hey, when you two socialites run into each other, be sure to put in a good word to Daphne for me!