Move Over, Cindy...

After JM's parents' anniversary party a few nights ago (among other- okay all the other- nights i have been at this couple's residence), i have enough reasons to suspect that my chances with Cindy are pretty much blown. Was it the impersonations? The drunken professions of love? I know! The drizzle comment- dammit, I knew I should have bit my tongue for that one. So, coming to terms with this, I've decided to go on the prowl...and observe the treasure I have found!!

Here's her 411: her name is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, and she's the 18th Duchess of Alba. She's 82, and loves plastic surgery. Caye-Caye (pet name) owns just about as many houses as the number of times she's gone under the knife, but she mostly hangs with the Madrid-Ibiza crowd. She's also a feisty little bitch- she digs flipping the bird to the Spanish paparazzi. 

Our story: I fell in love with the Duchess on my trip to Spain in the summer- she was all over town, in the tabloids, on the cover of Hola. My little pin-up girl...

I'm sorry Cindy :(